Written on May 23, 2017 by Billy
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Written on May 23, 2017 by Billy
Joel heard shouting “if you bring her in here I’m gonna kill her” in regard to brother’s wife
Written on May 23, 2017 by Billy
Joel barely escapes with his life after challenging modern street gang to dance-fight
Written on May 23, 2017 by Billy
Joel shatters priceless china after continued promise of magic tablecloth trick
Written on May 23, 2017 by Billy
Joel cautiously approaches girl’s volleyball team with Federal Boob Inspector card on display
Written on May 23, 2017 by Billy
Joel considers opening a Go & Sell across the street from a Stop & Shop
Written on May 23, 2017 by Billy
Joel calls bank and issues stop payment on check to babysitter moments after thanking her and dropping her off
Written on May 23, 2017 by Billy
Joel gets destroyed off peach wine coolers in parking lot of High School reunion
Written on May 23, 2017 by Billy
Joel cites long, erroneous list of ailments curable by marijuana after listening to Peter Tosh record
Written on May 23, 2017 by Billy
Joel told he’s comprised of the leftover garbage unused by his estranged superior twin
Written on May 23, 2017 by Billy
Joel has strange recurring nightmare about Rescue Rangers character Monterey Jack
Written on May 23, 2017 by Billy
Joel marks perimeter of home with pungent urine to ward off other would-be Joels
Written on May 23, 2017 by Billy
Joel adopts the lean startup principle “fail fast” but never learns from his failures
Written on May 10, 2017 by Billy
Joel calmly observes the joys and heartaches of alien civilization through high powered telescope
Written on May 10, 2017 by Billy
Joel crouches in silence on toilet seat in bathroom stall as armed lunatic passes by
Written on May 10, 2017 by Billy
Joel cites heavy traffic as excuse for being late to work from home
Written on May 3, 2017 by Billy
Joel dispels “What happens in Vegas…” adage by returning with leprosy
Written on May 1, 2017 by Billy
Joel complains that incidents of kidnapping and housefires seem to have dwindled
Written on May 1, 2017 by Billy
Joel whispers his name to himself every 30 seconds during transcontinental flight
Written on May 1, 2017 by Billy