Written on September 22, 2017 by admin
Archive for September, 2017
Written on September 22, 2017 by admin
Joel caught mocking Robert Kennedy Jr’s voice, ignorant of spasmodic dysphonia condition
Written on September 19, 2017 by Billy
Joel hides out in grocery store after closing and binge eats yesterday’s bake
Written on September 19, 2017 by Billy
Joel subdued and placed in captivity after reported loping down roadside
Written on September 19, 2017 by Billy
Joel afraid of coffee grinder, claiming it sounds too much like T. Rex
Written on September 19, 2017 by Billy
Joel caught by security camera stealing baby Jesus from manger
Written on September 19, 2017 by Billy
Joel tries to cover up scratch to father’s car leading to a hilarious string of more complicated problems
Written on September 19, 2017 by Billy
Joel tries to hydrate bacon bits during last minute breakfast disaster while hosting royal family
Written on September 19, 2017 by Billy
Joel asks friend’s grandfather if he was the carpenter that made Pinocchio
Written on September 19, 2017 by Billy
Joel insists on wearing British helmet hat during Safari tour
Written on September 19, 2017 by Billy
Joel hears violent armed robbery while receiving acupuncture treatment
Written on September 19, 2017 by Billy
Joel entertains procedure to replace his lower half with that of a horse
Written on September 19, 2017 by Billy
Joel takes on Foghorn Leghorn persona for 48 hours after drinking bathtub moonshine
Written on September 19, 2017 by Billy
Joel looks at seat assignment on boarding pass for 15th time just to be sure before taking seat
Written on September 19, 2017 by Billy
Joel continues to knock on locked restroom door while voice from inside screams “occupied”
Written on September 19, 2017 by Billy
Joel gets into fist fight with personified manifestation of the human papaloma virus
Written on September 19, 2017 by Billy
Joel hunted after airing prime time special demystifying popular magic tricks
Written on September 19, 2017 by Billy
Joel admits three clumsy kids standing on each other’s shoulders in trenchcoat to R Rated movie
Written on September 19, 2017 by Billy
Joel puts most expensive hotdog buns in friend’s shopping cart
Written on September 19, 2017 by Billy
Joel tumbles down escalator after looking back to scowl at cashier who wouldn’t accept expired coupon
Written on September 19, 2017 by Billy
Joel breaks hand attempting to karate chop through block of ice
Written on September 19, 2017 by Billy
Joel shown on traffic cam laughing wildly while running intersection
Written on September 16, 2017 by Billy
Joel researches his family tree and discovers a coat of arms showing a bear eating a pig
Written on September 16, 2017 by Billy
Joel gears up for impending divorce by purchasing copy of Eat Pray Love
Written on September 16, 2017 by Billy
Joel pesters plaintiff on courthouse steps for his reaction to verdict while clearly not associated with the press
Written on September 16, 2017 by Billy
Joel seen frantically running down shoulder of highway in tie dyed t-shirt
Written on September 16, 2017 by Billy
Joel keeps assuring babysitter that the kid will be there soon and he’ll be leaving shortly after
Written on September 16, 2017 by Billy
Joel runs through plate glass window chasing laser pointer dot
Written on September 16, 2017 by Billy
Joel yells “shoot her!” while genetically modified lizard devours zookeeper
Written on September 16, 2017 by Billy
Joel told to stay out of station after numerous attempts to infiltrate fireman culture
Written on September 16, 2017 by Billy
Joel discovered tan and bearded at sea, floating on whale corpse
Written on September 12, 2017 by Billy