Written on February 28, 2018 by admin
Archive for February, 2018
Written on February 26, 2018 by Billy
Joel starts opinionated online mailing list called The Houston Moms Association
Written on February 26, 2018 by Billy
Joel too scared to watch New England area food-related television program, Phantom Gourmet
Written on February 26, 2018 by Billy
Joel tackled attempting to tug airplane door latch open mid flight
Written on February 26, 2018 by Billy
Joel accepts fainting as normal daily phenomena and doesn’t seek medical attention
Written on February 26, 2018 by Billy
Joel sprints through rear exit of restaurant as Frankenstein storms in looking for him
Written on February 26, 2018 by Billy
Joel spit on by protesters upon returning home from Vietnam as a tourist
Written on February 26, 2018 by Billy
Joel puts off installing Ubuntu OS, reasoning that he doesn’t speak “African”
Written on February 26, 2018 by Billy
Joel insists that throwing figure skating partner into stands was accident
Written on February 26, 2018 by Billy
Joel explains dog’s indifference to owner’s financial situation
Written on February 26, 2018 by Billy
Joel takes random day off in April, claiming it to be “Mexican Easter”
Written on February 26, 2018 by Billy
Joel asks for second larger sandwich to wrap around his first, smaller sandwich
Written on February 19, 2018 by admin
Joel posts bail after getting busted for selling oregano in Wildwood, New Jersey
Written on February 19, 2018 by admin
Joel seen out of control on jet ski billowing smoke with police boat in pursuit
Written on February 19, 2018 by admin
Joel passes out while getting tongue pierced to impress new raver friends
Written on February 19, 2018 by Billy
Joel’s face begins to materialize on police artist’s sketchpad
Written on February 19, 2018 by admin
Joel thrown off porch into garbage pile by recoil from potato gun
Written on February 19, 2018 by admin
Joel nearly strangled to death by fellow runaway travel companion on wooden raft
Written on February 19, 2018 by admin
Joel gives off unpredictable and dangerous vibe while making small talk with smarter person
Written on February 19, 2018 by admin
Joel begs employees to be honest during survey, then retaliates harshly against unfavorable responses
Written on February 19, 2018 by admin
Joel appears sedated during interview while wife describes life with him as “a living hell”
Written on February 3, 2018 by admin
Joel sees uneaten muffin on park bench and becomes frozen with indecision
Written on February 2, 2018 by admin
Joel slithers in and out of parents’ room like The Grinch Who Stole Christmas to restart cable modem while they sleep
Written on February 2, 2018 by admin