Written on March 30, 2018 by admin
Archive for March, 2018
Written on March 21, 2018 by admin
Joel comes out of the woodwork along with all the other fair weather posthumous Garry Shandling fans
Written on March 21, 2018 by admin
Joel watches Eastwood flick Gran Torino but fast forwards through non-racist scenes
Written on March 21, 2018 by admin
Joel has vision of two headed snake with young and old Michael Jackson faces
Written on March 19, 2018 by admin
Joel fears retribution from friends and family after canceling Netflix account
Written on March 2, 2018 by Billy
Joel stands up during party to propose a toast, pauses, falls face first through glass coffee table
Written on March 2, 2018 by Billy
Joel hears plot to kill him unfold while his wife talks in her sleep
Written on March 2, 2018 by Billy
Joel stumbles upon his own gravestone while cutting through cemetery during drunk and stoned walk home from babysitting gig
Written on March 2, 2018 by Billy
Joel tells Footlocker salesman that he needs a pair of sneakers to win the rat race
Written on March 2, 2018 by Billy
Joel finds out that it’s actually very unpleasant to stay at the YMCA
Written on March 2, 2018 by Billy