Archive for April, 2018

Written on April 25, 2018 by admin

Joel handpicked by duplicitous police chief to investigate a crime that a very powerful person does not want solved

Written on April 25, 2018 by admin

Joel lists “soiled khakis” on expense report

Written on April 25, 2018 by Billy

Joel kills messenger, hails unfavorable original source

Written on April 25, 2018 by Billy

Joel sings into remote and dances on coffee table before finally collapsing

Written on April 21, 2018 by admin

Joel describes fight between two doctors over his histrionics

Written on April 21, 2018 by admin

Joel eats rainbow colored ham from friend’s mother’s refrigerator as to not offend

Written on April 21, 2018 by admin

Joel sprains shoulder while throwing egg at mayor-elect

Written on April 21, 2018 by admin

Joel anonymously sends information about diseases to strangers

Written on April 21, 2018 by admin

Joel snorts crushed pills while listening to Hulk Hogan theme song

Written on April 20, 2018 by Billy

Joel denies knowing who took the money

Written on April 20, 2018 by Billy

Joel warded off with garlic necklace

Written on April 20, 2018 by Billy

Joel references Yahoo “10 Worst Cities in the US” listicle before planning next move

Written on April 20, 2018 by Billy

Joel hastily washes off blood from his hands

Written on April 20, 2018 by Billy

Joel eats personal check made out to him at fender bender scene to convey his unwillingness to settle out of court

Written on April 20, 2018 by Billy

Joel seen running down street holding piggy bank

Written on April 20, 2018 by Billy

Joel quickly deduces that violence is necessary

Written on April 20, 2018 by Billy

Joel turns on his owner

Written on April 20, 2018 by Billy

Joel handpicked from labor camp by aging Colonel to go back and win the Vietnam War

Written on April 20, 2018 by Billy

Joel caught living in Home Depot Garden Department

Written on April 7, 2018 by Billy

Joel feels like calling one type of apple a “Delicious Apple” is unfair to other apples

Written on April 7, 2018 by Billy

Joel sees the pizza man on the box wink at him

Written on April 7, 2018 by Billy

Joel brings fun cowboy vibe to space station

Written on April 7, 2018 by Billy

Joel goes through downs and downs

Written on April 7, 2018 by Billy

Joel calls police, plays dead

Written on April 7, 2018 by Billy

Joel forced into police car while shouting “America eats its young!”