Written on October 5, 2018 by Billy
Archive for October, 2018
Written on October 5, 2018 by Billy
Joel estimates distance between two Los Angeles locations to be about 45 minutes give or take traffic
Written on October 5, 2018 by Billy
Joel employs “Throw Catch Win” strategy in Bengals’ 2018 road to victory
Written on October 5, 2018 by Billy
Joel casually picks belly button lint through lower buttons of dress shirt while meeting with realtor
Written on October 5, 2018 by Billy
Joel uses Google Translate to decipher whether “idiota” is a compliment or an insult
Written on October 5, 2018 by Billy
Joel adds rainbow to church signage to increase congregation size
Written on October 5, 2018 by Billy
Joel offers woman wad of cash in grocery line to not contest price of item
Written on October 5, 2018 by Billy
Joel designates separate corners for solid and liquid waste during weekend elevator lock-in
Written on October 5, 2018 by Billy
Joel builds fortified Mexican villa where he is free to read Joan Wilder romance novels in peace
Written on October 5, 2018 by Billy
Joel attributes menacing vibe to surplus of Monster energy drinks
Written on October 5, 2018 by Billy
Joel earns promotion with heightened energy fueled by microdosing crack cocaine
Written on October 5, 2018 by Billy
Joel’s grandmother detects strong smell of bug spray in bag of pot he sold to her
Written on October 5, 2018 by Billy
Joel sprayed in face with oven cleaner by housekeeper during argument about payment
Written on October 5, 2018 by Billy
Joel uses coworker’s personal coffee mug despite agreeing not to
Written on October 5, 2018 by Billy
Joel’s coworkers unsure whether to ask if he’d been in a fight over the weekend
Written on October 5, 2018 by Billy
Joel clearly heard eating in bathroom stall where small mountain of candy wrappers are later found on floor
Written on October 5, 2018 by Billy
Joel starts zipper company with intent to compete against industry giant YKK
Written on October 5, 2018 by Billy