Written on September 26, 2019 by Billy
Archive for September, 2019
Written on September 26, 2019 by Billy
Joel repeatedly told “Get out of here” by screaming fat white man with female voice
Written on September 26, 2019 by Billy
Joel crashes through impound lot gate towing trolly-car hotdog stand
Written on September 26, 2019 by Billy
Joel has flashback to black tie corporate event where Caribbean style music is playing and a few powerful people want him dead
Written on September 26, 2019 by Billy
Joel waits patiently for neighbors to go on vacation to rip the siding from their home
Written on September 26, 2019 by Billy
Joel joins effort to rescue child in well and doesn’t disclose that he put her down there
Written on September 26, 2019 by Billy
Joel rips off bead necklace and says if anyone steps on any of the beads his gang will kill them
Written on September 26, 2019 by Billy
Joel caught drawing crude penis on neighbor’s lawn with weed killer
Written on September 26, 2019 by Billy
Joel described as one cool customer by local pimp to detective
Written on September 26, 2019 by Billy
Joel’s last log entry reads “8:05 pm – Then most severe crisis…”
Written on September 26, 2019 by Billy
Joel flees from burning pharmacy with pillowcase full of pills
Written on September 11, 2019 by Billy
Joel puts together makeshift woodland shrine for mother’s rotting head
Written on September 11, 2019 by Billy
Joel grabs child by arm and whispers terms of extravagant bribe for candy manufacturer’s secret recipe
Written on September 11, 2019 by Billy
Joel applies to job under the assumed name DeHartford Throbbins
Written on September 11, 2019 by Billy
Joel becomes far more pleasant after washing handful of pills down with tequila
Written on September 11, 2019 by Billy