Written on October 24, 2019 by admin
Archive for October, 2019
Written on October 21, 2019 by admin
Joel posts bogus claim in company-wide Slack channel that he got salmonella poisoning from the office catered lunch
Written on October 21, 2019 by admin
Joel carries eyeglasses with him at all times in the event that he needs to quickly put them on and appeal to the leniency of someone he’s driven to violence
Written on October 21, 2019 by admin
Joel crawls out of large suitcase on moving conveyor belt in front of stunned red-eye passengers
Written on October 21, 2019 by admin
Joel leaks salacious rumors about himself to the press to get out of upcoming anti-bullying campaign commitments
Written on October 21, 2019 by admin
Joel reasonably not guilty of third identical staircase death of a wife in his house
Written on October 21, 2019 by admin
Joel and Boz Scaggs wrestle and crash through sliding glass door at San Francisco Pelosi fundraiser hosted by a convicted murderer
Written on October 21, 2019 by admin
Joel makes drunken, impulsive purchase of exotic bird that has 90 year lifespan
Written on October 21, 2019 by admin
Joel stuffs his volunteer firefighter jacket and helmet into garbage can and flees with civilians while other first responders continue to make their way into burning shopping mall
Written on October 21, 2019 by admin
Joel inspired by long line of depraved, misogynistic leading male Hollywood roles
Written on October 21, 2019 by admin
Joel sneaks into local high school girls’ field hockey practice to tell goalie he slept with her father
Written on October 6, 2019 by Billy
Joel undergoes procedure making his Before picture look far better
Written on October 6, 2019 by Billy
Joel devours tupperware full of spaghetti on public bus, getting speckles of tomato sauce on person sitting next to him
Written on October 6, 2019 by Billy
Joel’s mother reminds him that if he had just married Sid Seidelman none of this would have happened
Written on October 6, 2019 by Billy
Joel quietly chuckles about a Ducktales episode he saw 30 years ago
Written on October 6, 2019 by Billy
Joel unknowingly provides DNA sample by discarding soda can in interrogation room
Written on October 6, 2019 by Billy
Joel sponsors event where alcohol is distributed to horny realtors
Written on October 6, 2019 by Billy
Joel honors code of trust between him and tiny bird that cleans his teeth
Written on October 6, 2019 by Billy
Joel’s wrist grabbed from behind the dairy freezer while choosing eggs
Written on October 6, 2019 by Billy
Joel holds naked killer at gun point but let’s him get away before police arrive
Written on October 6, 2019 by Billy