Written on February 25, 2020 by Billy
Archive for February, 2020
Written on February 25, 2020 by Billy
Joel heads home from stressful IT job to sickly wife and screaming baby in haunted house
Written on February 21, 2020 by admin
Joel feeds booze to noble Okinawan karate master in order to “bring him down a few notches”
Written on February 21, 2020 by Billy
Joel writhes and seethes in the drama that always surrounds him
Written on February 21, 2020 by Billy
Joel explains that Monster Energy Drink is just Energy Drink if you’re a monster
Written on February 21, 2020 by Billy
Joel enters insurance company in conga line with giddy criminals
Written on February 17, 2020 by Billy
Joel remarks about the sickness he’s made to feel by his mother
Written on February 17, 2020 by Billy
Joel invites friend to car stereo shop, explaining that he’s making a sound investment
Written on February 17, 2020 by Billy
Joel staggers into wedding drunk and covered in blood before collapsing on the bride
Written on February 17, 2020 by Billy
Joel comes out of tanning booth to find two detectives waiting for him
Written on February 17, 2020 by Billy
Joel wonders if he already shows humility, can he be humiliated?
Written on February 17, 2020 by Billy
Joel believes his baby is more special and good looking than others
Written on February 17, 2020 by Billy
Joel asks AirBnB host if he can pay for the damages ahead of time
Written on February 17, 2020 by Billy
Joel continues to slap the driver’s side window until woman finally works up the nerve to run the light
Written on February 17, 2020 by Billy
Joel shocks child psychologist when she sees his stick figure drawing of his family includes an added figure with a bloody hook
Written on February 17, 2020 by Billy
Joel unable to top his early eighties sonic masterpiece “Turd Circus”
Written on February 17, 2020 by Billy
Joel wakes up from coma years after saying “I’d like to see you try”
Written on February 17, 2020 by Billy
Joel calls up friend crying and tells him to urgently meet him at Pizzeria Uno
Written on February 17, 2020 by Billy
Joel uses floodlight circuit breaker to signal for help in Morse code from locked basement
Written on February 17, 2020 by Billy
Joel seen spinning around in burlap Grateful Dead hoodie with arms extended on the verge of collapse
Written on February 17, 2020 by Billy
Joel gets face scratched by screaming Chinese woman in surgical mask
Written on February 17, 2020 by Billy
Joel lifts himself up from laying down face first in puddle of mud and reveals red glowing eyes
Written on February 17, 2020 by Billy
Joel starts small exporting business selling American blue jeans to Russia
Written on February 17, 2020 by Billy
Joel keeps running and stays upright rigidly after getting caught on fire
Written on February 17, 2020 by Billy
Joel feels 13 or 14 hands on him while getting extradited from Indonesia
Written on February 17, 2020 by Billy
Joel seen panning for gold in winter runoff next to shopping plaza
Written on February 16, 2020 by Billy
Joel hastily chooses his 5 free CD’s while signing up for Colombia Music Club
Written on February 15, 2020 by Billy