Written on April 21, 2020 by Billy
Archive for April, 2020
Written on April 21, 2020 by Billy
Joel hoots and woops while boarding party bus with group of middle aged women
Written on April 21, 2020 by Billy
Joel unable to catch a break when stopped for speeding while naked in his car again
Written on April 21, 2020 by Billy
Joel uses his contacts in City Hall to get Board of Health off his brother-in-law’s back
Written on April 21, 2020 by Billy
Joel tells police that assailant drove off in “little bitch car” but is unable to provide any basic details about make, model, number of doors, or color
Written on April 14, 2020 by Billy
Joel goes berserk at Off Track Betting location upon finding out someone cooked his favorite horse
Written on April 9, 2020 by admin
Joe suffers major stroke while rage-eating Toasted Frontega Chicken sandwich
Written on April 1, 2020 by Billy
Joel shot down in supermarket parking lot during height of the virus scare
Written on April 1, 2020 by Billy
Joel gets dressed up in a hooded sweatshirt, aviator glasses, and a curly ass wig to make some bombs
Written on April 1, 2020 by Billy
Joel not dead six days before his wife marries the dirty dog that shot him down
Written on April 1, 2020 by Billy
Joel hit across back with two by four and immobilized by hero Home Depot employee
Written on April 1, 2020 by Billy
Joel terrorized on highway by sleek Japanese sport motorcycle gang
Written on April 1, 2020 by Billy
Joel seen standing in his front yard motionless in bathrobe and aviator sunglasses for 30 minutes
Written on April 1, 2020 by Billy
Joel gains ultimate competitive advantage by partnering with Franklin Covey
Written on April 1, 2020 by Billy
Joel unwilling to explain what he meant by “scantavious” when addressing his company’s financial outlook
Written on April 1, 2020 by Billy
Joel flees scene and goes home and waits until he hears pounding on his door
Written on April 1, 2020 by Billy