Written on May 31, 2020 by Billy
Archive for May, 2020
Written on May 16, 2020 by Billy
Joel rage eats Napa Almond Chicken Salad that arrived instead of Bacon Turkey Bravo
Written on May 12, 2020 by Billy
Joel’s morbid shrine to his dead mother in the woods gets discovered by group of sex-crazed teens
Written on May 12, 2020 by Billy
Joel provides a coarse, booming rundown of some of the more valuable baseball cards included in sale
Written on May 7, 2020 by Billy
Joel explains he’s using “the big fuckers” at bowling party, referring to the heaviest available balls
Written on May 7, 2020 by Billy
Joel continues to stall client, eventually suggesting that maybe doing nothing is the smartest bet
Written on May 7, 2020 by Billy
Joel hires flash mob to invade the home of reclusive, agoraphobic doctor
Written on May 7, 2020 by Billy