Archive for June, 2020

Written on June 30, 2020 by Billy

Joel panics and faints in glass hotel elevator that he was told would be too much for him to handle

Written on June 30, 2020 by Billy

Joel tolerates lactose

Written on June 27, 2020 by Billy

Joel sets fire to state fair, cooks prized pig

Written on June 19, 2020 by Billy

Joel makes his money disappear while enrolling in magic school

Written on June 9, 2020 by Billy

Joel knows they can’t arrest him as long as he doesn’t stop dancing

Written on June 4, 2020 by Billy

Joel comes into possession of advanced portable personal computer during melee

Written on June 4, 2020 by Billy

Joel ransacks hooker’s apartment looking for the wallet he accidentally left in his other pair of pants

Written on June 4, 2020 by Billy

Joel paid in chickens for building gypsy website

Written on June 4, 2020 by Billy

Joel smoothly seduces woman by placing pubic hair on her soda can

Written on June 4, 2020 by Billy

Joel blasted off roof by lightning while trying to fix TV antenna in storm

Written on June 4, 2020 by Billy

Joel sends mother on a Carnival cruise then spends entire week guessing combination to safe in her house

Written on June 4, 2020 by Billy

Joel tells bank teller “they should put a leash on you” after argument about his overdrawn account

Written on June 4, 2020 by Billy

Joel goes to church not even once despite promise made months before while praying that his girlfriend isn’t pregnant

Written on June 3, 2020 by Billy

Joel uses illusion and misdirection during financial audit