Archive for September, 2020

Written on September 24, 2020 by Billy

Joel adds “Esquire” to his title on LinkedIn after completing one year of online classes at unaccredited law school

Written on September 23, 2020 by Billy

Joel no longer welcome in community pool

Written on September 23, 2020 by Billy

Joel’s comedy career abruptly ends upon collapse of Soviet Union

Written on September 23, 2020 by Billy

Joel actually has been there and has done that

Written on September 22, 2020 by Billy

Joel swats wildly at flies that aren’t there while arguing with psychiatrist

Written on September 21, 2020 by Billy

Joel presides as self-appointed judge, jury, and executioner of futuristic city of scum

Written on September 17, 2020 by Billy

Joel bloodsucks off of wealthy reptile park visionary

Written on September 17, 2020 by Billy

Joel watches naked ladies through hole in wall somewhere in France

Written on September 11, 2020 by Billy

Joel brings back word from the boys in the lab that the brakes had been deliberately tampered with

Written on September 1, 2020 by Billy

Joel looks up with confused smile while vodka and olives pour out of his car as he lowers window for police officer